I am not a Spammer/Spambot: The Introductory Thread

Hello, Everyone. It's that time again. As we set forth in this bold new forum, I am again at war with the forces of spammers, spambots, and the like at they try to invade our sanctuary with promises to send up cheap drugs or ways to improve sexual performance.
I have taken a few steps to limit fake registrations, but there are still several people on the members list that have not made any posts. Soon the silent shall be culled, but, before that happens, I want to give folks a fair chance to pop up and say hi to the group. Some people may be legitimate lurkers. I'm fine with that. Just let us know. As for others folks...well, if your registration name looks like your cat typed it while walking across your keyboard, I'll admit to being suspicious about your intentions toward our virtual home here.
Most of the old hands have done this before, but please take a moment to introduce yourself. No real names required, of course, but say a bit about who you are and how you got involved in Traks either as a reader or a writer.
I'll start...
Hi, I'm Alan. In my real life I'm an IT guy living in Maryland. I'm married with a couple of kids, and in my free time (what's that?) I like to write. watch TV and movies, and obsess over pop culture minutia. I discovered Star Trek when I was 12 years old by watching reruns of TOS in the afternoons after school. TNG premiered a year later, turning me into a full-on Trek addict. Part of that addiction resulted in the creation of Star Traks during my Freshman year of college. A few years later, I decided to post the stories on one of them new-fangled web site thingies, and here we are. I still love writing the stories; although, I don't crank them out nearly as quickly as I used to due the time sink that is real life.
All right. Who's next?
I have taken a few steps to limit fake registrations, but there are still several people on the members list that have not made any posts. Soon the silent shall be culled, but, before that happens, I want to give folks a fair chance to pop up and say hi to the group. Some people may be legitimate lurkers. I'm fine with that. Just let us know. As for others folks...well, if your registration name looks like your cat typed it while walking across your keyboard, I'll admit to being suspicious about your intentions toward our virtual home here.
Most of the old hands have done this before, but please take a moment to introduce yourself. No real names required, of course, but say a bit about who you are and how you got involved in Traks either as a reader or a writer.
I'll start...
Hi, I'm Alan. In my real life I'm an IT guy living in Maryland. I'm married with a couple of kids, and in my free time (what's that?) I like to write. watch TV and movies, and obsess over pop culture minutia. I discovered Star Trek when I was 12 years old by watching reruns of TOS in the afternoons after school. TNG premiered a year later, turning me into a full-on Trek addict. Part of that addiction resulted in the creation of Star Traks during my Freshman year of college. A few years later, I decided to post the stories on one of them new-fangled web site thingies, and here we are. I still love writing the stories; although, I don't crank them out nearly as quickly as I used to due the time sink that is real life.
All right. Who's next?