Could do with some advice from the experts here.
I've written some nonsense of my own, but I can't get my head around Stardates. So far I'm typing in placeholder names, but stardate Bingley, Bingley, Bong isn't really authentic sounding. I've read the Wikipedia article, and the various web conversion articles on it. And I'm more confused than when I started.
So what do you do? Is there a magic potion for getting it right, or do I type random numbers and get insulted by everyone else?