Ens. Lana Dickerson

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Lana was a late addition to the crew of the USS Devonshire and only the second person EVER to REQUEST to transfer aboard. She met Christoff Vincantos during his enforced leave immediately after his close enocunter with the needle of destiny and helped to console him when he realised he'd been mutilated by the women of the crew of the ship in retaliation for his using an ancient sensor system to gain footage of them in their own quarters. (He also grabbed footage of one Commander Coombes in stockings, but enough said about that). Lana was born on Argelius in 2252 and is studying to become a Lieutenant in the new Starfleet psycho-analytical branch, in the hopes that she will one day become a councillor to a Starbase.

(All we can say if thank god they don't have counsellors on starships in the 23rd century, she's got a higher metal content than the Devonshire herself, and dating Vincantos must be a sign of a highly imbalanced mind.)