Zachary Ford

Zack Ford always thought he had a way with women. Time after time, it was proven to him that he didn't. Born on Risa, Zack was exposed mercilessly to sex on all sides, and began to look at it, and females, cheaply. This did nothing for his social life. All the sensitivity training Starfleet had to offer would not cleanse the lecherous tendencies from Ford, and he thus became a low-level helmsmen. He rose through the ranks slowly on Secondprize, Aerostar, and Explorer, always at helm, and always making foolish, and often sexual, remarks. The one bright spot on his carreer, other than joining a cult, is that he invented a complicated navigational strategy, known as "The Ford Maneuver," which involves slapping a random series of helm controls ("The Ford Maneuver" [VEX]).