Space, the scary frontier....
Star Traks chronicles the voyages of the truly inept
Their continuing mission: to simply survive
To seek out new life and flee from it
To boldly screw up where none have screwed up before!

Welcome to The Star Traks: Nexus - the hub site of a series of comedic stories set in the Star Trek universe. You will find no Kirks here, nor Picards, Siskos, Janeways, or other good Starfleet captains, crews, and their ships. However, you will find the rejects, the square pegs, the morons and idiots. The Star Traks stories are comedies that not only hold up Star Trek to the twisted mirror of parody in an attempt to enrage all who whole the genre dear, but poke fun at life in general...and who knows, may even have a message to convey about the silliness of real life. Well, perhaps the last is a bit farfetched. Check out the About Traks page for all those burning questions you may harbor.

Latest Stories

Traks Unleashed - The Way of Serenity
Star Traks: Boldly Gone - 6 - Going, Going, Gone...
Star Traks: Howlers - Howlers 9 - Who Let the Dogs Out?
Star Traks: The Vexed Generation - 27.6 - Famous Last Words, Part Six - Anchors Away
Star Traks: TOSsed - 6 - The Khan Job

Check back soon for more stories!

Nexus News

Looking Back on the Halfway to Haven Characters: Whoops.
By Brendan Chris
Posted on March 15, 2025

Content Notes: racial identiy, racism, sex, sexuality, sex work. I also have minor spoilers for a few books, movies and TV shows. [Read More]
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New Unleashed

The Waystation/Firefly Crossover Nobody Asked For!
By Alan Decker
Posted on December 21, 2024

Happy Holidays! I got you just what you always wanted…if what you wanted was a crossever between a TV show that was canceled over 20 years ago and a fan fiction series that wrapped up well over a decade ago. [Read More]
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Boldly Gone... The Series Finale!

Going, Going, Gone...
By Alan Decker, Anthony Butler
Posted on October 21, 2023

The time has come! This week we bring you the final tale of Star Traks: Boldly Gone…. in which everything from the last 10 series culminates in an extended meditation on the very nature of human existence. Or maybe there are just a bunch of bad jokes and explosions. Our money is on the latter. Find out how it all ends in the appropriately named “Going, Going, Gone…” now available on the Star Traks: Boldly... [Read More]
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Boldly Gone... Series Ten Story #5!

Born to Rom
By Alan Decker, Anthony Butler
Posted on October 6, 2023

We’re back with the fifth story of Series Ten. While Captain Bain is away, Commander Vioxx finds himself faced with a situation that no amount of training could have prepared him for. Meanwhile, Commander Prosak is dealing with some issues of her own, just more of the existential crisis variety. Decisions will be made and lives will be changed in “Born to Rom,” now available on the Star Traks: Boldly Gone Series Ten Page which... [Read More]
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Boldly Gone... Series Ten Story #4!

Consequences You Otherwise Avoid
By Alan Decker, Anthony Butler
Posted on September 23, 2023

This week we bring you a Star Traks story unlike any we’ve ever written before. Have you ever woken up in a different bed…and timeline than the one where you went to sleep? It’s time to face some “Consequences You Otherwise Avoid” on the Star Traks: Boldly Gone Series Ten Page, accessible through this very link RIGHT HERE! [Read More]
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Boldly Gone... Series Ten Story #3!

Welcome to the Party
By Alan Decker, Anthony Butler
Posted on September 8, 2023

In honor of Star Trek Day (Although, they might not think of it as an honor), we’re back a day early with the third story of Series Ten! After the calamatous events of the preceding story, Captain Bain has some things to answer for, which, if we’re honest, isn’t exactly what he’d call a party. But when the Dillion Consortium crashes the festivities, things quickly go from deadly-dull to just plain deadly. “Welcome to the... [Read More]
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Boldly Gone... Series Ten Story #2!

Primary Sources
By Alan Decker, Anthony Butler
Posted on August 26, 2023

We’re back with the second story of Series Ten. A momentous discovery deep in the Beta Quadrant has the USS Anomaly traveling very far from home. Pasts will be confronted! Relatives will be met! Relationships will be tested! And a toilet will be repaired! (But we won’t say whose!) All of that and lots more awaits in “Primary Sources,” available now on the Star Traks: Boldly Gone Series Ten Page accessible through this very link... [Read More]
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Boldly Gone... Series Ten Is Here!

Legend of the Bain
By Alan Decker, Anthony Butler
Posted on August 12, 2023

It may have been over a decade in the real world, but for the crew of the USS Anomaly, only a few days have passed since the Series Nine finale. The ship is docked at Waystation Prime after saving the Multek Enclave from the Dillon Consortium, and the Consortium is none too pleased with Captain Reginald Bain. But they’re going to have their hands full if they want to take down the man, the myth,... [Read More]
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Boldly Gone... Series Nine Recap!

Refreshing Your Memory of Thirteen Years Ago
By Alan Decker, Anthony Butler
Posted on August 5, 2023

When we announced that Star Traks: Boldly Gone… Series Ten (Which is the FINAL Series, by the way) will start posting on August 12th, we suggested that these next few weeks would be a great time to refresh your memory by rereading Series Nine RIGHT HERE! [Read More]
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Boldly Gone... Series Ten Premiere Date!

Coming on August 12, 2023
By Alan Decker
Posted on July 18, 2023

Anthony and I have been promising it for a long time (Twelve Years), but we are FINALLY ready to announce that Star Traks: Boldly Gone... Series Ten will be premiering on August 12th. And yes, we mean August 12th of this year. [Read More]
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Older Posts

Space, the scary frontier.... Star Traks chronicles the voyages of the truly inept Their continuing mission: to simply survive To seek out new life and flee from it To boldly screw up where none have screwed up before!

Latest Stories

Check back soon for more stories!

Nexus News

Looking Back on the Halfway to Haven Characters: Whoops.

New Unleashed

The Waystation/Firefly Crossover Nobody Asked For!

Boldly Gone... The Series Finale!

Going, Going, Gone...

Boldly Gone... Series Ten Story #5!

Born to Rom

Boldly Gone... Series Ten Story #4!

Consequences You Otherwise Avoid

Boldly Gone... Series Ten Story #3!

Welcome to the Party

Boldly Gone... Series Ten Story #2!

Primary Sources

Boldly Gone... Series Ten Is Here!

Legend of the Bain

Boldly Gone... Series Nine Recap!

Refreshing Your Memory of Thirteen Years Ago

Boldly Gone... Series Ten Premiere Date!

Coming on August 12, 2023

Space, the scary frontier....
Star Traks chronicles the voyages of the truly inept
Their continuing mission: to simply survive
To seek out new life and flee from it
To boldly screw up where none have screwed up before!