Space, the scary frontier....
Star Traks chronicles the voyages of the truly inept
Their continuing mission: to simply survive
To seek out new life and flee from it
To boldly screw up where none have screwed up before!

Welcome to The Star Traks: Nexus - the hub site of a series of comedic stories set in the Star Trek universe. You will find no Kirks here, nor Picards, Siskos, Janeways, or other good Starfleet captains, crews, and their ships. However, you will find the rejects, the square pegs, the morons and idiots. The Star Traks stories are comedies that not only hold up Star Trek to the twisted mirror of parody in an attempt to enrage all who whole the genre dear, but poke fun at life in general...and who knows, may even have a message to convey about the silliness of real life. Well, perhaps the last is a bit farfetched. Check out the About Traks page for all those burning questions you may harbor.

Latest Stories

Star Traks: The Vexed Generation - 27.6 - Famous Last Words, Part Six - Anchors Away
Star Traks: Howlers - Howlers 7 - Holidays of Yesteryear
Traks Unleashed - Thank the Great Bird They Weren't There - Volume 5
Star Traks: TOSsed - 6 - The Khan Job
Star Traks: Silverado - 6.17 - Reflections

Check back soon for more stories!

Nexus News

The Star Traks Wiki Lives Again!

A long time ago, there was a Star Traks Wiki, which contributors spent HOURS adding entries to. A slightly less long time ago (but still longer ago than I’d care to admit), the wiki went offline due to horrible mismanagement by the Management. Ok. I didn’t back it up when I should have, and the database corrupted. Happy?!? [Read More]
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30 Years (Give or Take a Few Weeks)

This month marks the 30th anniversary of me completing the first Star Traks story, “Joegonots!” At the time, it was called “Star Traks: The Generation After That One,” and it was never meant to be anything more than a one-off bit of fun for me and my college friends. I explained how it all happened on my long-defunct blog, so if you’re interested in how Star Traks came about, you can read this. [Read More]
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