Space, the scary frontier....
Star Traks chronicles the voyages of the truly inept -
Their continuing mission to simply survive;
To seek out new life and flee from it;
To boldly screw up where none have screwed up before!

Star Traks, the epic saga of a crew of intrepid explorers... Whoops. Sorry about that. I was reading the Enterprise crew's press kit. In actuality, Star Traks chronicles the "adventures" of the crew of the USS Secondprize, a ship manned by Starfleet's least competant, least stable, and least wanted.